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LET’S FINISH THAT BOOK!

Do you have an idea for a book but don’t know how to start? Have you written the first chapter of your novel seven times and still don’t know how it ends?? Are there unfinished stories sitting in your computer? IT’S TIME TO GET SERIOUS You know how a personal trainer meets with you weekly, puts you through an intensive workout and reviews your progress? Their job is to make you squat deeper and get your heart rate up higher so you...

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A Tale of Moral Corruption

A Tale of Moral Corruption

How does a man plummet into a world of male escorts, kinky sex, and death matches? Mason can’t wait to be a loving father and supportive husband. He’s especially looking forward to wearing the new artificial womb that so many men have strapped on their bellies. But first, he must be chosen from the Approved Partner Registry, a website that profiles men and their qualifications. It’s used by businesswomen who don’t have the time or...

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FIT BIT(CH)

Everyone has advice on ways to stay healthy. I’m supposed to eat kale, and huff turmeric. I can eat any old potatoes but nothing other than organic strawberries. No more bacon? Puh-leeze. I walk every day, but now I find out I’m supposed to do this at different speeds to keep my body confused. Well you know what? I’m confused by all these recommendations I’ve seen lately. How am I supposed to do all the suggested...

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Are You Ready to Stand Your Ground, Ladies?

It’s serendipitous. I swear, the planets must have aligned. How else do you explain all these states that have instituted ‘Stand Your Ground’ laws, AND have now made it perfectly legal to carry a gun into a bar? I mean, karma doesn’t get any better than this, does it ladies? For you guys who aren’t putting this together yet, let me explain. You have NO IDEA what fear and intimidation is: there’s a black kid in your...

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Hello Kitty

When I was a teenager . . . oh, let’s not go there. Suffice it to say that when I was in Japan recently, I was a little taken aback by current teen fashions. There’s no better place to see what the youth of Japan are up to than in Harajuku. It starts at Takeshita Street and for blocks in all directions you can find some of the funkiest shops, and fashionistas in Tokyo. The clothes are set out like a giant sidewalk sale. Some...

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